snorlaxatives:

should i do my chemistry homework or should i kill myself

(via chaystar)

3rd grade friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

history teacher: why aren't you paying attention
me: sorry im not in this fandom

swalloween:

kim kardashingthroughthesnow

(via kindaforever)

When attractive people make ugly faces it just makes them more attractive:

epic-humor:

But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:

(via epic-humor)